Hello, and welcome to my sense of humor. Sorry.

d3dans:

SOME ENOCHS FOR ALL YOUR LARGE GUARDIAN NEEDS!!!

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

milesjai:

im goin to hell

What the fuck lauanna

pendythepyro:

trustingguide:

thestrals-in-221b:

awizardinsideandout:

All know spells from Harry Potter

reblogging this for future reference.

There is a lot of Latin in here

kiranerys:

timekiller-s:

temorituri:

This cutie’s name is Protein! She’s 3 years old, has all of her shots, has been spayed, but her time is running out. Her owners are moving to Hawaii and if they can’t find a new home she’ll be put down by August 15th. I can’t have a cat where I’m moving but I would hate to see this poor cat be put down so if anyone in or around the Oklahoma City area is interested please message me!

Signal boost for the cute cat! Message.

help this baby

GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ask-cupcake-the-eevee:

furbearingbrick:

ereriislife15:

I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.

If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.

If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

YES.

musiculia:

I’m allowed to share a story, right? 

One of my long standing conflicts with radical feminists is my virginity.  When it comes up, and it has come up in multiple situations with feminists that I know personally, it will come out that I’m a virgin and I’m not looking to lose my virginity until marriage.

Note that all I say prior is (in summary) “no thanks, I’m planning on waiting”

These are the only reactions I have gotten in person from feminists: 

  • "Virgin is a made up word you fucking slut shaming asshole"
  • "Celibacy is a made up custom for the patriarchy to control women! How dare you, you women hating disgrace!" 
  • "It’s just sex, don’t be such a bitch about it"

Many more but I don’t want to drag on. 

There’s more to this interaction.  After being harassed by these wannabe-feminists (I say wannabe-feminists because REAL feminists respect my choice), I will sometimes go online for comfort. 

It’s instantly assumed that it’s my fault for getting harassed. 

Radical feminism has completely turned societies views on it’s head on the matter.  I’m suddenly the bad guy for not wanting to sleep with someone I don’t love.  And it’s just assumed that it’s my fault that these “feminists” got mad at me. 

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

mkhunterz:

mallotovcocktail:

mkhunterz:

mallotovcocktail:

#sharknado2

the sharkening?

"the second one"

I like mine better