Hello, and welcome to my sense of humor. Sorry.

feliciasbitch:

beben-eleben:

Pets who love or hate their bath time

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

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how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

hermionejg:

dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

Denny’s, I 💕 your social media.

hermionejg:

dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

Denny’s, I 💕 your social media.

grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

I love playing Brienne of Tarth because, when I was growing up, I didn’t really see people on television that I felt that I could identify with. Women all looked kind of a particular way, women characters that were popular, anyway. And when I had the opportunity to play this part, it made me explore the parts of myself I had hidden from. I had very long hair. I wanted to look very feminine, really tall. (x)

coolslug:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.